MIDDLE IN THE MIDDLE

So I’m a middle child. And on Sunday we went to the middle of the world. No joke! I was standing in the exact middle of the globe! Besides the sun being more intense there, you should really believe me on the whole toilet flushing opposite ways on opposite sides of the equator thing. Exactly on the equator water doesn’t swirl in any direction. A few steps to the south it goes clockwise and a few steps north of the equator it’s counterclockwise! Crazy I know. You’re reading this from an eye-witness. And I think you should go try and balance an egg on a nail. Right now. Go! Don’t worry, it IS possible. And if you get it—you’re an Egg Master. I am! Just look at that pic of an Egg Master! DOOO IT!!!! And be sure to tell me about it :)